I am secretely in love with you. I pine for you... long for you...I am truly smitten. I've often wondered what is it that makes me love you so--your obsession with moustaches, your custom made vagina pendants, or your sploths (spider and sloth hybrid painting....yes... amazing, i know.). Whatever it is, I find myself basqueing in your etSEA of glory, and wanting... no NEEDING...more...
Our love is forbidden. With each passing day I yearn for the world to accept our passionate embrace; homo sapien-sapien and online craft community living in marital bliss.
But, alas, for now the world is not ready for our affair. I will have to settle for scouring your pages for cool finds for now...